Big Gay Waddin! As you twa begin yer life thegither, We invite ye tae raise a dram tae one anither May your love be as enduring as the Scottish weather, And your words always as soft as highland heather May yer kisses be sweeter than Scottish honey May ye never argue...

  "Once upon a time On the Shetland Isles There lived a fair lass With a bonnie smile Who was spotted one day Coming out of gymnastics By a man with a beard Who thought she looked fantastic!! But alas the braw maiden Didn’t notice this lad Cause her head was aye doon Making him awfy sad But...

Knockengorroch Newlyweds! In the borders of Scotland On a warm sunny day Was a field wi some tents Where some folks liked tae sway Wi top shows & cool tunes And new bands playing daily The locals describe it As a great big “World Ceilidh” There are guitars and fiddles Hurdy-gurdys and flutes Big, burly bagpipers In...